• Subtitle
    Choose Server
    • Server 1
    • Server 2
    • Server 3
Please choose another server if the video doesn't work or there is an error in the video
Cinematic Titanic

1 Season
13 Episode

Cinematic Titanic - Season 1 Episode 5 Santa Claus Conquers The Martians


(0 votes, average: 0.00/ 10)

90 minutes 2024 HD

  • Share

The children of Mars are in a funk, and nothing on the red planet seems to be able to cheer them up. Martian King Kimar comes up with the only reasonable solution: kidnap Santa Claus from Earth's North Pole and bring him to their planet to make toys for their joyless, listless little green kids. Meanwhile, two Earth children get wise to the plan and are abducted along with Santa to prevent them from talking to the authorities. Luckily for them, Dropo, the Jerry Lewis of the fourth planet from the sun, is there to help them. The fiendish plot doesn't go according to plan, and there's plenty of intrigue, double-crossing, mistaken identity and stock footage for kids of all ages and planets to enjoy. Poorly conceived, sloppily made, and unfailingly bizarre, "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" is the ultimate Christmas movie-riffing classic (as fans of MST3K know) which is why Cinematic Titanic chose to revisit, re-riff, and release this holiday hamfest with all new jokes. Merry Crap-mas!

img

Season

Similar

  • 2020
    img

    Ici tout commence

    Ici tout commence

    6.80 2020 HD

    This television drama series is centered around the prestigious culinary school of renowned chef Auguste Armand. The show follows the lives of...

    img
  • 2024
    img

    Papás por Conveniencia

    Papás por Conveniencia

    7.70 2024 HD

    Tino, a single father who faces great challenges in raising his two children, finds out one day that he is also the father of two rebellious...

    img
  • 2000
    img

    Abendschau

    Abendschau

    2.00 2000 HD

    The Berliner Abendschau is the news magazine for Berlin.

    img
  • 2024
    img

    Kelders van Geheime

    Kelders van Geheime

    5.75 2024 HD

    Kelders van Geheime (Cellars of Secrets) is a South African, Afrikaans-language telenovela based on the wheeling's and dealings of the community that...

    img
  • 2024
    img

    Ready Steady Cook South Africa

    Ready Steady Cook South Africa

    2.90 2024 HD

    In Ready Steady Cook, two teams - a Red Tomato and a Green Pepper - compete in a Red Kitchen and a Green Kitchen, together with a South African chef...

    img
  • 2012
    img

    Hallo Hessen

    Hallo Hessen

    7.10 2012 HD

    img
  • 2024
    img

    A Promessa

    A Promessa

    6.20 2024 HD

    img
  • 2024
    img

    Lavender Fields

    Lavender Fields

    8.20 2024 HD

    Jasmin loved her idyllic life in her mountain town, but a brush with a criminal empire took it all away. Now she's out for revenge with a new...

    img
  • 2010
    img

    Four in a Bed

    Four in a Bed

    6.20 2010 HD

    Four pairs of B&B owners from across Britain take it in turns as hosts to decide which of their establishments provides the best value for money.

    img
  • 2024
    img

    Volta por Cima

    Volta por Cima

    6.40 2024 HD

    img

Recomendation

  • 2020
    img

    Ici tout commence

    Ici tout commence

    6.80 2020 HD

    This television drama series is centered around the prestigious culinary school of renowned chef Auguste Armand. The show follows the lives of...

    img
  • 2024
    img

    Papás por Conveniencia

    Papás por Conveniencia

    7.70 2024 HD

    Tino, a single father who faces great challenges in raising his two children, finds out one day that he is also the father of two rebellious...

    img
  • 2000
    img

    Abendschau

    Abendschau

    2.00 2000 HD

    The Berliner Abendschau is the news magazine for Berlin.

    img
  • 2024
    img

    Kelders van Geheime

    Kelders van Geheime

    5.75 2024 HD

    Kelders van Geheime (Cellars of Secrets) is a South African, Afrikaans-language telenovela based on the wheeling's and dealings of the community that...

    img
  • 2024
    img

    Ready Steady Cook South Africa

    Ready Steady Cook South Africa

    2.90 2024 HD

    In Ready Steady Cook, two teams - a Red Tomato and a Green Pepper - compete in a Red Kitchen and a Green Kitchen, together with a South African chef...

    img
  • 2012
    img

    Hallo Hessen

    Hallo Hessen

    7.10 2012 HD

    img
  • 2024
    img

    A Promessa

    A Promessa

    6.20 2024 HD

    img
  • 2024
    img

    Lavender Fields

    Lavender Fields

    8.20 2024 HD

    Jasmin loved her idyllic life in her mountain town, but a brush with a criminal empire took it all away. Now she's out for revenge with a new...

    img
  • 2010
    img

    Four in a Bed

    Four in a Bed

    6.20 2010 HD

    Four pairs of B&B owners from across Britain take it in turns as hosts to decide which of their establishments provides the best value for money.

    img
  • 2024
    img

    Volta por Cima

    Volta por Cima

    6.40 2024 HD

    img